The night before...Ranger?

SlackwaterJack

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C-24 C (Sterndrive)
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Slackwater Jack (2005)
Ok...Let's see how far this will go...

1) T'was the night before Christmas.
and all through the bay,
not a boat was there stirring,
'cept a Ranger... Hooray!


Now lets see if someone can pick up the next verse. The only rules ...Number your verse, keep it light, keep it clean, keep it going....
 
~~~ 2 ~~~

The fenders were hung
Over the gunnels with care
In hope that another
Tug would soon be there
 
#3......

me in my survival suit,
kim in her bikini....
and on the horizon....
is the R29 that makes the martinis !
 
.......4.......

Then off to the distance
I look with great care
I know in an instant
That's Tim and Kim in their new R-29 over there!
 
5) The moon on the gleam of the now-silent bay,
gave a clearview of Rangers coming my way.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a l'il "21", with eight sixpacks of beer.
 
what can i say but hoo ray and hooray;; its jhonnie the k---saving the day
 
back on track


6) Just one little tugboat, not lively nor quick,
I thought for a moment..."This must be a trick."
But more followed, not rapid like eagles or coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
 
7) We pushed on the throttle to get by a ferry.
Revved to 12 knots and planed without worry.
The boaters around us thought, "is that a trawler?"
You bet, it's a Ranger, best tug for the dollar!
 
8. Darkness is approaching and must hit the hay.
Ranger has had another great day.
A last word before I turn out the lights
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
 
very nice finish ... thanks to all, and may your fenders always be where they're needed.
 
now, all we need is a list of New Years Rangerlutions... 🙂
 
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